Meet Dottie

She doesn't actually do anything...


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They say with Dottie, love comes first.

Let it rise like the break of dawn.

What Dottie can do for you


Pickles

A euphemism for her metabolic byproducts.

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Yapping

There's nothing in the yard.

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Unemployment

An ongoing issue that will likely have no resolution.

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Whatever

She weighs 9lbs, she honestly doesn't give a shit about your problems.

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Dottie's Triumphs


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